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Posted: Wed Oct 1st, 2008 11:29 pm |
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The only rules are they have to be real.
Did you know there are more miles of canal in Birmingham than Venice?
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Posted: Thu Oct 2nd, 2008 09:07 am |
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| I did know that I think, I've definitely heard the 'more miles of canal than Venice' before. Whether Birmingham was the place, I'm not sure.
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Posted: Thu Oct 2nd, 2008 09:46 am |
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Emus can't walk backwards.
You can't catch a cold at the North Pole during winter - it's so cold the virus can't survive.
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scentless_apprentice
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Posted: Thu Oct 2nd, 2008 12:40 pm |
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Another interesting fact for you.
The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
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Posted: Thu Oct 2nd, 2008 01:22 pm |
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Well Google, Wiki, et al could not confirm to me the one place on the planet where there is snow on the Equator all the time. I believe it is Mt Cayambe in Ecuador and I have actually seen it. Best link I could find....
http://www.learnnc.org/lp/multimedia/2743
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scentless_apprentice
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Posted: Thu Oct 2nd, 2008 08:25 pm |
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| Did you know that 50% of female polar bears have penis's?
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Posted: Thu Oct 2nd, 2008 10:08 pm |
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scentless_apprentice wrote: Did you know that 50% of female polar bears have penis's?
Same goes for Geordies
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bdi
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Posted: Thu Oct 2nd, 2008 10:15 pm |
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zippy wrote: scentless_apprentice wrote: Did you know that 50% of female polar bears have penis's?
Same goes for Geordies
After all, we all know they are all "Richard Heads"...Lol.
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scentless_apprentice
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Posted: Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 11:00 am |
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this ones a bit wierd...
When Thomas Edison died in 1941; Henry Ford captured his last dying breath in a bottle.
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bdi
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Posted: Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 04:43 pm |
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scentless_apprentice wrote: this ones a bit wierd...
When Thomas Edison died in 1941; Henry Ford captured his last dying breath in a bottle.
Thomas Edison was also afraid of darkness...No wonder he invented the Lightbulb. (Okay, that is useless information). 
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Posted: Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 05:10 pm |
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| When Bell invented the telephone.....who did he call?
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Posted: Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 06:09 pm |
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Billy Bradshaw wrote: When Bell invented the telephone.....who did he call?
Antonio Meucci to say " I've nicked and patented your idea "
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Posted: Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 06:47 pm |
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Billy Bradshaw wrote: When Bell invented the telephone.....who did he call?
Ghostbusters!!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 07:04 pm |
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| PMSL..........beautiful
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Posted: Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 07:36 pm |
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Andy Walsh wrote: Billy Bradshaw wrote: When Bell invented the telephone.....who did he call?
Ghostbusters!!!
I take it you collected your coat on the way out? 
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Posted: Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 08:38 pm |
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| im booking the guy for every party i ever have....starting tonight at 12 when i'll be 33!!!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 09:55 pm |
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scentless_apprentice wrote: im booking the guy for every party i ever have....starting tonight at 12 when i'll be 33!!!!
Best Wishes, mate. Make the most of it.   Stick one in the barrel for me...Lol.
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Posted: Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 10:06 pm |
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Cheers bdi,
im babysitting tonight so no drinking lol but sure as shit tomorrow will be messy lol.
if anyone finds me tied to a lamp post naked........light us a fag will ya?
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Posted: Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 10:10 pm |
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scentless_apprentice wrote: Cheers bdi,
im babysitting tonight so no drinking lol but sure as shit tomorrow will be messy lol.
if anyone finds me tied to a lamp post naked........light us a fag will ya?
Does that mean that I have to light up two fags...or are you babysitting for two nights... Last edited on Fri Oct 3rd, 2008 10:12 pm by bdi
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Posted: Sat Oct 4th, 2008 11:18 am |
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the interesting fact of the day is....
my mouse is possessed.........anything it passes over it opens so navigating sites is really hard.
the funny thing is its 2 weeks old and came with a lifetime guarentee!!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 4th, 2008 11:59 am |
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not so much interesting but ironic......
George Best died on the same day that 24hour drinking became legal in England !!!!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 4th, 2008 12:44 pm |
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words 
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Posted: Mon Oct 6th, 2008 11:16 am |
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| In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who in a town could fart the loudest and longest. Winners were awarded many prizes and received great recognition.
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Posted: Mon Oct 6th, 2008 05:18 pm |
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Pablo Picasso :-
His full name was "Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Picasso".
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Posted: Mon Oct 6th, 2008 05:45 pm |
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scentless_apprentice wrote: the interesting fact of the day is....
my mouse is possessed.........anything it passes over it opens so navigating sites is really hard.
the funny thing is its 2 weeks old and came with a lifetime guarentee!!!
My name is Dr Trevor. I'm afraid that I have some bad news for you Mr Apprentice. 
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Posted: Mon Oct 6th, 2008 05:47 pm |
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| Buzz Aldrins mothers maiden name was Moon
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Posted: Mon Oct 6th, 2008 05:51 pm |
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| American writer Kurt Vonnegut died at the age of 84 and wrote, in the prologue of 'Timequake' that his alter-ego, Kilgore Trout, would die at the age of 84...
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Posted: Mon Oct 6th, 2008 06:16 pm |
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Tricky Trevor wrote: scentless_apprentice wrote: the interesting fact of the day is....
my mouse is possessed.........anything it passes over it opens so navigating sites is really hard.
the funny thing is its 2 weeks old and came with a lifetime guarentee!!!
My name is Dr Trevor. I'm afraid that I have some bad news for you Mr Apprentice.
we're not signing another defensive midfielder are we????
God no anything but that!!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 6th, 2008 06:31 pm |
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Colgate struggled to sell their toothpaste in spanish speaking countries...
...as Colgate translates to "go hang yourself".
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Posted: Mon Oct 6th, 2008 08:24 pm |
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Spike Milligan wanted 'I told you I was ill' on his gravestone but the Diocese of Chichester said he couldn't do it. So when he died, his family had it written on his gravestone in Irish and no one was any the wiser....
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