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Posted: Tue Feb 3rd, 2009 06:20 pm |
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| Ralph Wiggum
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| pc-ism.
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| hypocrites
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Posted: Thu Feb 5th, 2009 06:27 pm |
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Troy McLure
you may remember him from such hit animated comedies as The Simpsons
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Posted: Thu Feb 5th, 2009 06:35 pm |
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Cowdrill wrote: Troy McLure
you may remember him from such hit animated comedies as The Simpsons
killed by his wife .
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Posted: Thu Feb 5th, 2009 06:37 pm |
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Posted: Thu Feb 5th, 2009 06:41 pm |
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| Tw#ts who stop you in the street and ask you if you smoke,facks it got to do with them.
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Posted: Thu Feb 5th, 2009 06:53 pm |
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| The new minder on ch 5 rubbish.
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Posted: Thu Feb 5th, 2009 07:33 pm |
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| pc gone mad,just read an item about an airline passenger who asked for his coffee black and was told we dont say that anymore, we say without milk.
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I walk into Homebase and am asked if I want to be entered into a competition to win £500 worth of home improvements.
I ask what the catch is and if they are going to be calling me up. She says no, so I say ok (even then, my mind was working on 'the catch'). Sje's in a Homebase unifrom, so it's not like a cold call.
Last night I get a call telling me that they give 10 vouchers per month away and I'm in the last 10. Yippee!! She asks if I need any work doing. Anything, from double glazing to soffits and guttering etc. I say that they are pretty much all done because I had an extension built on the back. She asks when we will need work and i say, who knows....3 or 4 years maybe. She latches on to that, but I tell her that was just a random comment. She says that's fine, they can 'lock in' some discounts for me right now that I can use in 4 years. yes, of course I'm now thinking this is a piss take, but i say ok. She then says she will get my supervisor to call me to lock in those discounts.
I spent the rest of last night ignoring their calls and they will probably call back tonight. Last night, i'd just walked in after travelling home from London, so i hope they don't call back tonight because they are likely to get the tongue-lashing i should have given them last night!!
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people that complain about gollywogs.
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Posted: Fri Feb 6th, 2009 09:10 am |
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Mark08 wrote: people that complain about gollwogs
ah,good old gollywog hysteria, you have to pity these idiots or laugh at them i dont know which.
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| I'm feeling that tweek is quite a hateful person.
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Posted: Fri Feb 6th, 2009 09:18 am |
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Billy Bradshaw wrote: I walk into Homebase and am asked if I want to be entered into a competition to win £500 worth of home improvements.
I ask what the catch is and if they are going to be calling me up. She says no, so I say ok (even then, my mind was working on 'the catch'). Sje's in a Homebase unifrom, so it's not like a cold call.
Last night I get a call telling me that they give 10 vouchers per month away and I'm in the last 10. Yippee!! She asks if I need any work doing. Anything, from double glazing to soffits and guttering etc. I say that they are pretty much all done because I had an extension built on the back. She asks when we will need work and i say, who knows....3 or 4 years maybe. She latches on to that, but I tell her that was just a random comment. She says that's fine, they can 'lock in' some discounts for me right now that I can use in 4 years. yes, of course I'm now thinking this is a piss take, but i say ok. She then says she will get my supervisor to call me to lock in those discounts.
I spent the rest of last night ignoring their calls and they will probably call back tonight. Last night, i'd just walked in after travelling home from London, so i hope they don't call back tonight because they are likely to get the tongue-lashing i should have given them last night!!
I have a rude answerphone message that i can kick in for calls like those it works a treat.
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Posted: Fri Feb 6th, 2009 09:26 am |
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Billy Bradshaw wrote: I walk into Homebase and am asked if I want to be entered into a competition to win £500 worth of home improvements.
I ask what the catch is and if they are going to be calling me up. She says no, so I say ok (even then, my mind was working on 'the catch'). Sje's in a Homebase unifrom, so it's not like a cold call.
Last night I get a call telling me that they give 10 vouchers per month away and I'm in the last 10. Yippee!! She asks if I need any work doing. Anything, from double glazing to soffits and guttering etc. I say that they are pretty much all done because I had an extension built on the back. She asks when we will need work and i say, who knows....3 or 4 years maybe. She latches on to that, but I tell her that was just a random comment. She says that's fine, they can 'lock in' some discounts for me right now that I can use in 4 years. yes, of course I'm now thinking this is a piss take, but i say ok. She then says she will get my supervisor to call me to lock in those discounts.
I spent the rest of last night ignoring their calls and they will probably call back tonight. Last night, i'd just walked in after travelling home from London, so i hope they don't call back tonight because they are likely to get the tongue-lashing i should have given them last night!!
Try this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjbpsTPlR4E
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Posted: Fri Feb 6th, 2009 09:58 am |
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Billy Bradshaw wrote: I walk into Homebase and am asked if I want to be entered into a competition to win £500 worth of home improvements.
I ask what the catch is and if they are going to be calling me up. She says no, so I say ok (even then, my mind was working on 'the catch'). Sje's in a Homebase unifrom, so it's not like a cold call.
Last night I get a call telling me that they give 10 vouchers per month away and I'm in the last 10. Yippee!! She asks if I need any work doing. Anything, from double glazing to soffits and guttering etc. I say that they are pretty much all done because I had an extension built on the back. She asks when we will need work and i say, who knows....3 or 4 years maybe. She latches on to that, but I tell her that was just a random comment. She says that's fine, they can 'lock in' some discounts for me right now that I can use in 4 years. yes, of course I'm now thinking this is a piss take, but i say ok. She then says she will get my supervisor to call me to lock in those discounts.
I spent the rest of last night ignoring their calls and they will probably call back tonight. Last night, i'd just walked in after travelling home from London, so i hope they don't call back tonight because they are likely to get the tongue-lashing i should have given them last night!!
*bastardos*. :aris:
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Posted: Fri Feb 6th, 2009 10:00 am |
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zippy wrote:
Try this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjbpsTPlR4E
hehe, its a good one that  . i'd love to be able to keep that impression up if someone rang me 
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| JML adverts Last edited on Sun Feb 8th, 2009 11:40 am by Rory426
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Posted: Sun Feb 8th, 2009 05:33 pm |
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Billy Bradshaw wrote: I walk into Homebase and am asked if I want to be entered into a competition to win £500 worth of home improvements.
I ask what the catch is and if they are going to be calling me up. She says no, so I say ok (even then, my mind was working on 'the catch'). Sje's in a Homebase unifrom, so it's not like a cold call.
Last night I get a call telling me that they give 10 vouchers per month away and I'm in the last 10. Yippee!! She asks if I need any work doing. Anything, from double glazing to soffits and guttering etc. I say that they are pretty much all done because I had an extension built on the back. She asks when we will need work and i say, who knows....3 or 4 years maybe. She latches on to that, but I tell her that was just a random comment. She says that's fine, they can 'lock in' some discounts for me right now that I can use in 4 years. yes, of course I'm now thinking this is a piss take, but i say ok. She then says she will get my supervisor to call me to lock in those discounts.
I spent the rest of last night ignoring their calls and they will probably call back tonight. Last night, i'd just walked in after travelling home from London, so i hope they don't call back tonight because they are likely to get the tongue-lashing i should have given them last night!!
Thats better than the Spuds/Arse game .......
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Posted: Mon Feb 9th, 2009 11:27 am |
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Bone idle bar stewards (Usually fat smokers......there's another 2....) who walk out of Tesco with a full trolley, fill the car boot, then leave the trolley to slide into someone's car rather than walking the 10 yards to the trolley shed........
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NormidTerrace
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Posted: Mon Feb 9th, 2009 12:54 pm |
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Salford White wrote: Bone idle bar stewards (Usually fat smokers......there's another 2....) who walk out of Tesco with a full trolley, fill the car boot, then leave the trolley to slide into someone's car rather than walking the 10 yards to the trolley shed........
Amen to that!
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the unnecessary (over)use of "inverted commas" on internet forums
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Posted: Fri Feb 13th, 2009 09:03 am |
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| blokes who while your paying for your newspaper come in flash their paper at the newsagent bang the dosh on the counter say fack all and leave ignorant tw#ts.
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Posted: Mon Feb 16th, 2009 01:07 pm |
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Mark08 wrote: the unnecessary (over)use of "inverted commas" on internet forums
People who make imaginary inverted commas in the air when talking about things that dont merit inverted commas!
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Posted: Mon Feb 16th, 2009 01:32 pm |
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| half term!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 16th, 2009 01:45 pm |
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trottskii wrote: half term!!!
Personally, I would put that under "The Things I Love".
Half-Term to me, means quiet roads, whilst driving to work, with no parents driving their kids to school.
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trottskii wrote: half term!!!
That is good news as I'm coming to the UK next week which means fewer snotty-nosed kids running around outside.
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Posted: Mon Feb 16th, 2009 05:48 pm |
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Coldplay
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